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hey do you wanna have a threesome with me and ani
i think she hates me but im gonna break through her shell and become besties

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does she WANT to have a threesome with us

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do YOU want to
have a threesome

ok done.

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or just like
the two of us

1/2

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totally dude!!

2/2

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i mean from me
ani’s Almost definitely making me ask because she thinks it’ll embarrass me. little does she know i have absolutely no understanding of shame or embarrassment
#tenderthings

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oh
that’s nice

[ 👉👈 ]

2/3 jk!!!!!

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it’s cool that you aren’t embarrassed
i think she and jake might be a thing though?
i don’t have a lot of friends so idk if that’s okay

3/3

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also i think the guy im fucking might be weird about it

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they’re totes a thing
flirting all over my chat like no one can read it pshhh. those kids are so silly






wait you’re fucking someone???
no fucking way. who??? dude!!!

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okay that’s what i was thinking 🫢

[ situation read correctly ✔️ ]

it’s not a thing like them
it’s probably just this place
i don’t know
you can’t tell anyone

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( chronic yappitis vs desire to be a good friend )

ok i pinky promise

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okay
his name’s embry
but it’s not a thing
it’s just happening

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a thing that's not happening?
no
a NOT thing that IS happening. got it

( i am connecting the dots )

do you like him?
my dad's gay btw. i'm totes cool with gay people 🙌 ally!

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having threesomes with guys might make you more than an ally

[ just. pointing that out. also, feeling like it is unnecessary to define his own sexuality because we can only unpack half of this at a time. ]

not really
he’s an asshole

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wait really??





( thinking ... )

is he making you?

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what no
you don’t have to be best friends to screw around

[ unless… you’re adrian chase… ]

but if you’re having sex with guys
i mean
that’s pretty gay

cw: weird homophobia

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( putting proverbial chainsaw down (😔) )

ohhhhh
its one of those mutually beneficial things?


you think??
wait
you don't think my dad's gay genetics made me gay do you

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yeah
aren’t you horny all the time from the weird dreams?

[ now wondering if this isn’t a tender symptom and is instead a personal problem. hm. ]

my parents are straight so
probably not

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i guess? i usually just wait for ani to give me an order and that clears it up
or exercise

you know
that’s true because peacemakers dad is a total racist homophobic asshole and peacemaker is DEFINITELY not straight ( because he has been inside me )
dude i can’t believe i’m gay this is huge!!

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congratulations, man
🧜🏼‍♂️

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( bro…did you just merman emoji me bro… )

thanks!! 👯
do you think i should add that to my tagline? vigilante: gay crime fighter

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[ just this once. as a treat. ]

i mean
you could
nobody really talks about that stuff

[ *in the straightest most sexless superhero universe ]

but that doesn’t have to be your whole thing