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wait really??





( thinking ... )

is he making you?

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what no
you don’t have to be best friends to screw around

[ unless… you’re adrian chase… ]

but if you’re having sex with guys
i mean
that’s pretty gay

cw: weird homophobia

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( putting proverbial chainsaw down (😔) )

ohhhhh
its one of those mutually beneficial things?


you think??
wait
you don't think my dad's gay genetics made me gay do you

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yeah
aren’t you horny all the time from the weird dreams?

[ now wondering if this isn’t a tender symptom and is instead a personal problem. hm. ]

my parents are straight so
probably not

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i guess? i usually just wait for ani to give me an order and that clears it up
or exercise

you know
that’s true because peacemakers dad is a total racist homophobic asshole and peacemaker is DEFINITELY not straight ( because he has been inside me )
dude i can’t believe i’m gay this is huge!!

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congratulations, man
🧜🏼‍♂️

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( bro…did you just merman emoji me bro… )

thanks!! 👯
do you think i should add that to my tagline? vigilante: gay crime fighter

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[ just this once. as a treat. ]

i mean
you could
nobody really talks about that stuff

[ *in the straightest most sexless superhero universe ]

but that doesn’t have to be your whole thing

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well what’s your whole bit?
you know? like batman doesn’t kill guys, aquaman fucks fish, superman got a bbl
that sorta thing

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whoa
our superheroes are really different

i dont have a thing
i’m supposed to be the sentry
like a guardian i guess
but i can’t control the powers they gave me

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sentry is a BAD ASS name and that’s the most important thing
plus powers are cool but you don’t need that to be super. like me and peace
you have a drive to do good or something?

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[ adrian 🥺 ]

yeah
i want to do good

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hell yeah dude 👏
you know what that means

( genuine pause for dramatic effect )

be the sentry even when you suck at using your powers!!!

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[ lowkey inspired ]

okay
vigilante sentry team up does sound pretty good

[ *in a non threesome with a woman who will kill us scenario ]