i mean from me ani’s Almost definitely making me ask because she thinks it’ll embarrass me. little does she know i have absolutely no understanding of shame or embarrassment #tenderthings
i guess? i usually just wait for ani to give me an order and that clears it up or exercise
you know that’s true because peacemakers dad is a total racist homophobic asshole and peacemaker is DEFINITELY not straight ( because he has been inside me ) dude i can’t believe i’m gay this is huge!!
sentry is a BAD ASS name and that’s the most important thing plus powers are cool but you don’t need that to be super. like me and peace you have a drive to do good or something?
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ani’s Almost definitely making me ask because she thinks it’ll embarrass me. little does she know i have absolutely no understanding of shame or embarrassment
#tenderthings
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that’s nice
[ 👉👈 ]
2/3 jk!!!!!
i think she and jake might be a thing though?
i don’t have a lot of friends so idk if that’s okay
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flirting all over my chat like no one can read it pshhh. those kids are so silly
wait you’re fucking someone???
no fucking way. who??? dude!!!
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[ situation read correctly ✔️ ]
it’s not a thing like them
it’s probably just this place
i don’t know
you can’t tell anyone
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( chronic yappitis vs desire to be a good friend )
ok i pinky promise
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his name’s embry
but it’s not a thing
it’s just happening
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no
a NOT thing that IS happening. got it
( i am connecting the dots )
do you like him?
my dad's gay btw. i'm totes cool with gay people 🙌 ally!
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[ just. pointing that out. also, feeling like it is unnecessary to define his own sexuality because we can only unpack half of this at a time. ]
not really
he’s an asshole
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( thinking ... )
is he making you?
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you don’t have to be best friends to screw around
[ unless… you’re adrian chase… ]
but if you’re having sex with guys
i mean
that’s pretty gay
cw: weird homophobia
ohhhhh
its one of those mutually beneficial things?
you think??
wait
you don't think my dad's gay genetics made me gay do you
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aren’t you horny all the time from the weird dreams?
[ now wondering if this isn’t a tender symptom and is instead a personal problem. hm. ]
my parents are straight so
probably not
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or exercise
you know
that’s true because peacemakers dad is a total racist homophobic asshole and peacemaker is DEFINITELY not straight ( because he has been inside me )
dude i can’t believe i’m gay this is huge!!
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congratulations, man
🧜🏼♂️
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thanks!! 👯
do you think i should add that to my tagline? vigilante: gay crime fighter
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i mean
you could
nobody really talks about that stuff
[ *in the straightest most sexless superhero universe ]
but that doesn’t have to be your whole thing
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you know? like batman doesn’t kill guys, aquaman fucks fish, superman got a bbl
that sorta thing
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our superheroes are really different
i dont have a thing
i’m supposed to be the sentry
like a guardian i guess
but i can’t control the powers they gave me
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plus powers are cool but you don’t need that to be super. like me and peace
you have a drive to do good or something?
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yeah
i want to do good
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you know what that means
( genuine pause for dramatic effect )
be the sentry even when you suck at using your powers!!!
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okay
vigilante sentry team up does sound pretty good
[ *in a non threesome with a woman who will kill us scenario ]