uh im honestly impressed you’re still horny after all this
i kind of cant use the good powers without activating the bad powers too so i try not to use them at all feels like making you relieve your worst nightmares would be a real boner killer
oh uh this recruiter found me when i was pretty fucked up told me about a medical trial that was trying to make people better, stronger
guy like you probably would have known it was too good to be true but it sounded like a way out to somebody like me
i don’t really remember what they did to me there was a lab, a bunch of doctors and then i woke up in the fucking garbage, cause they were trying to burn all the evidence of the experiments before the US gov got wind of it but i guess it worked 👍
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Danny killed me.
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that’s so fucked up
i’m sorry
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Fucked up part is - he let me. Probably didn't think I had the balls.
I won't make that same mistake twice. [man who has cried wolf so many times about danny johnson. anyway...,..]
Sorry. I'm sure this wasn't what you bargained for outta a little midnight fun.
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if everyone had it coming for all the bad shit they did
we’d just be doing this murder game forever
but uh
it’s cool
you probably didn’t think i had nightmare god powers or, like, heat vision either
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Well, those of us with remorse, anyway.
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You ever try using any of 'em for fun?
I'm still open to that next time if you are.
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[ bob approves ]
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im honestly impressed you’re still horny after all this
i kind of cant use the good powers without activating the bad powers too
so i try not to use them at all
feels like making you relieve your worst nightmares would be a real boner killer
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Huh. So it's like that forever? Can't have one without the other?
I'm curious to know how it all happened for you. Radiation? Injection? Born with it?
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yeah, it’s a pretty shitty deal
oh
uh
this recruiter found me when i was pretty fucked up
told me about a medical trial that was trying to make people better, stronger
guy like you probably would have known it was too good to be true
but it sounded like a way out to somebody like me
i don’t really remember what they did to me
there was a lab, a bunch of doctors
and then i woke up in the fucking garbage, cause they were trying to burn all the evidence of the experiments before the US gov got wind of it
but i guess it worked 👍