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[sensive]

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[hymen]

Thanks for voting to lock up an asshole.
The place is safer without him wandering around. Even on a normal day.

[sensive]

yeah
him and saber both, hopefully

[ a beat. ]

were the accusations this fucked last year?

[hymen]

[ funny u should ask, ]

I don't know. I was dead.
I only know what Ash told me, but he wasn't exactly in top form after Danny left my body on the altar for him to find.

[sensive]

great that’s great

hey u know misty poisoned that girl ren
like she almost died
and livetweeted it in the diamonds chat

[ it’s time to Quit Again ]

[hymen]

[ misty of happy death anniversary fame......... ]

What the fuck? Is she in the CIA?

[sensive]

no just the girls soccer team who lived in the woods for years or whatever

do you think the shepherd would let me quit and live in the woods

[hymen]

[ what ]

Probably not, but on the bright side apparently living in the woods turns you into whatever Misty is. Dodging a bullet, I'd say.

cw suicidal ideation but not fully srs

[sensive]

yeah
but i don’t think id survive as long as she did
i’d just find a log or something
lay down
let it happen

[hymen]

Do you know how long it would take if you just laid down and waited to die?

[sensive]

i’d take a nap

[hymen]

You can just admit you have a weird Sleeping Beauty kink.

[ freak ]

[sensive]

i don’t think it’s a sleeping beauty kink if you’re the one sleeping

[hymen]

[ perceptive of u....... ]

There's something about the idea of taking a nap in a magical glass coffin that really feels right. You'll be hearing from me if I happen to find one.

[sensive]

[ oh…… ]

uh huh
okay prince charming

[ mark him down as interested in whatever is so very wrong with you ✔️ ]