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Right. And the Avengers are famous for sitting on their hands if there's a situation they can fix by making something else worse

[ If we could've fixed it by now we would've, BOB ]

What do you suggest we do, since we couldn't figure it out without you?

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they haven’t done much for years so
i guess

trust me i know i’m useless man
and when i’m not i make shit worse
that’s why i’m asking you
but you’re too busy pissing on tony stark’s leg or whatever

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What do you think I'm going to do, spinal cord surgery our way out of this?

We're all as useless as each other here
And we're all busy making it worse

If you want to consider yourself superiorly useless so it's my fault that you're stuck fetching Stark's sandwiches and sleeping on the floor, sure, be my guest.

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okay whatever

[ why am i arguing with an old ass man fr ]

for the record, you can try asking yelena and bucky to boss me around

[ to answer the earlier question about his master. ]

good luck looking out for mr stark and definitely not mrs stark

[ while the rest us remember a whole VILLAGE exists. ]

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[ What the fuck was that ]

Thanks. Maybe try asking them to miraculously fix everything we haven't collectively managed to for the last few weeks, since you're dissatisfied with my performance. They are the Avengers now

[ anyway, bye ]

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[ this is why we are avengers with a z ]

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