oh my god you're Florida man?!? that's so adorable and scary!
ok well ok so there's a bigass moth in the slip dressing room and i know they're not dangerous but it might fly in my face and i don't want to accidentally kill it :(
this is also not time sensitive nobody is even there rn so I opened the door and maybe he'll fly out but if it's still there tonight can i get you to catch it?
am i supposed to be scared of you? you're so nice!
omg geckos are so cute 💕 did you ever have a pet gecko?
oh no he's like such A Guy the only thing he'd do here is maybe be a janitor. but if i texted him he'd come save me from a moth for sure, he's a sweetie. maybe a little too eager to please tho so i don't want to take advantage of that, you know? when someone really wants to prove they love you, it's your responsibility not to hurt them. don't you think?
[ he can’t quite get the faces of the crowd at the trial out of his mind, or forget embry’s horror, at the pound. ]
only a little guy who did me a solid and ate all the bathroom spiders
uh yeah yeah i think so i’ve not really dated much before but that seems like a good rule for it maybe he likes being useful though? i guess there’s a balance
that's adorable. florida is like a whole country of its own.
don't feel shy about that, this is literally my first boyfriend ever. not a lot of people want to date a sex worker who sees ghosts. and you're so cute you'll probably have like ten special friends by new year's.
oh yeah. since i was born. my whole family are spiritualists and have been since my mom's side emigrated but even by that standard i'm a little intense. i get possessed like suuuuuuuuuuuper easy. it's very offputting!
doesn't hurt, no. it's a bit like fainting i guess. i've been doing it since i was 10 so it's not really scary unless it happens by accident. which it sometimes does. every so often back home i would wake up places i didn't remember going to.
i've tried but they're really not very communicative. death here is all screwed up, so maybe that's why. like you're not supposed to come back, you know? i've died twice now and it's given me zero insight as to wtf is up.
and i don't mind you asking questions. in case you couldn't guess, i was homeschooled 😂 so i am really bad at talking to people if it's not about sex and i wind up feeling like there is something wrong with me a lot. but you're really nice and you don't make me feel like a freak of nature.
but i’m a dropout so that’s almost the same, and i think you’re doing okay. i mean i think you’re doing good i’m like the freakiest freak of nature there is these days. stephen gave a big speech about how fucked in the head i am that you missed out on, but i have like a lot of power that i’m not great with.
anyway if that doesn’t sound terrible, we could hang out more and talk about not sex stuff for the two weeks of every month we aren’t on horny magic
ok but Strange gets on the network every month to bitch about something. try not to take him seriously, he's just like "old man yells at cloud" you know? he's lucky he's kinda hot when he rolls his eyes.
i'm not scared of you. 💕 you can be a walking nuke idgaf. you deserve to be treated like a person regardless.
that would be so nice! do you have hobbies? i can show you the art room if you're into anything like that
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i remember you
[ ✔️ from work and from dying horribly. ]
you’d have to ask ani
i’m really strong though
are you in trouble?
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kinda! how are you with bugs?
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i’m from florida
so good
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ok well ok so there's a bigass moth in the slip dressing room and i know they're not dangerous but it might fly in my face and i don't want to accidentally kill it :(
this is also not time sensitive nobody is even there rn so I opened the door and maybe he'll fly out but if it's still there tonight can i get you to catch it?
normally i'd ask my bf but he's got a date oooo
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[ scary. floridian. take your pick. ]
okay uh
catch and release
i could do that
get a glass from the bar
this country really needs more geckos
[ to eat the bugs….
— huh. ]
your boyfriend works at the slip too?
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omg geckos are so cute 💕 did you ever have a pet gecko?
oh no he's like such A Guy the only thing he'd do here is maybe be a janitor. but if i texted him he'd come save me from a moth for sure, he's a sweetie. maybe a little too eager to please tho so i don't want to take advantage of that, you know? when someone really wants to prove they love you, it's your responsibility not to hurt them. don't you think?
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[ he can’t quite get the faces of the crowd at the trial out of his mind, or forget embry’s horror, at the pound. ]
only a little guy who did me a solid and ate all the bathroom spiders
uh yeah
yeah i think so
i’ve not really dated much before but that seems like a good rule for it
maybe he likes being useful though? i guess there’s a balance
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don't feel shy about that, this is literally my first boyfriend ever. not a lot of people want to date a sex worker who sees ghosts. and you're so cute you'll probably have like ten special friends by new year's.
yeah, maybe. i just wanna treat him well.
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all these old timey guys just don’t know it yet
[ florida becomes increasingly more floridian every year. it will continue to do so until peak florida is reached, and the event horizon is crossed. ]
i don’t know about that. people here are pretty nice though, you included, so maybe i’ll get lucky
you see ghosts?
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also it helps that you're smokin hot.
oh yeah. since i was born. my whole family are spiritualists and have been since my mom's side emigrated but even by that standard i'm a little intense. i get possessed like suuuuuuuuuuuper easy. it's very offputting!
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[ 😳 ]
whoa
does it hurt?
is it scary?
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doesn't hurt, no. it's a bit like fainting i guess. i've been doing it since i was 10 so it's not really scary unless it happens by accident. which it sometimes does. every so often back home i would wake up places i didn't remember going to.
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that’s so crazy
do you talk to the ghosts here?
sorry if i’m asking too may questions
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and i don't mind you asking questions. in case you couldn't guess, i was homeschooled 😂 so i am really bad at talking to people if it's not about sex and i wind up feeling like there is something wrong with me a lot. but you're really nice and you don't make me feel like a freak of nature.
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that sucks
but i’m a dropout so that’s almost the same, and i think you’re doing okay.
i mean i think you’re doing good
i’m like the freakiest freak of nature there is these days. stephen gave a big speech about how fucked in the head i am that you missed out on, but i have like a lot of power that i’m not great with.
anyway if that doesn’t sound terrible, we could hang out more
and talk about not sex stuff for the two weeks of every month we aren’t on horny magic
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ok but Strange gets on the network every month to bitch about something. try not to take him seriously, he's just like "old man yells at cloud" you know? he's lucky he's kinda hot when he rolls his eyes.
i'm not scared of you. 💕 you can be a walking nuke idgaf. you deserve to be treated like a person regardless.
that would be so nice! do you have hobbies? i can show you the art room if you're into anything like that