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@BOB

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text — un: ADRIAN, 1/11

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( an average day in bobert's phone: )

i've gotten really into eating orange rinds lately
lol. it's like eating perfume

2/11

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do you think bucky likes me?

3/11

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if we could get biologically pregnant we'd make the CUTEST babies

4/11

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hey do you think your sperm count went up or down after sentryification?

5/11

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new wallpaper!! 🧜‍♂️🩵

6/11

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what deodorant do you wear? you smell so good
and you get mad bitches. there has to be something there

7/11

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we should grab each others dicks and the first one to get a hard on loses

8/11

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DO YOU THINK FIJI WATER IS THE BEST WATER YES OR NO

9/11

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is saying someone looks gay offensive if i mean it as a compliment

10/11

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have you ever tried baby formula?

11/11 fin.

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that's us bro

1/?

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[ it’s getting to the point where an emergency will happen, everyone will text him, and he’ll just assume it’s an adrian onslaught.

not that he minds. ]

whoa they look exactly like us

[ sad bunny happy bunny… ]

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bucky can be kind of hard to read?
i didn’t know he liked me liked me until we were here either

but he knows how much i like you
and he definitely likes that

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our babies would have insanely curly hair

but down on sperm count i think with all the radiation

[ is the power of five million suns the new vasectomy ? ]

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i don’t know about mad bitches

[ only just now occurring to him that adrian is probably aware of everyone he brings back to their suite (thus far, armand) and also of bob’s nighttime movements in general (out more than not). hm. ]

5/5.

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i think maybe you can’t pull off gay as not an insult
sorry

anyway what do i get if i win the dick competition