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[sensive]

probably less than guys without em
statistically

[ signed, the high school dropout. ]

[ingeniar]

Don't have much choice here, though.

So. Lunch?

[sensive]

you got it, boss

[ a beat. ]

anything for the [ not wife? wizard? ] others?

[ingeniar]

Nah. If they want anything, they can get their own interns. You're mine.

[sensive]

[ having a tender (role / emotion?) feeling about this ! ]

just you and me on the hand-feeding huh
definitely not a normal internship

[ingeniar]

You might be surprised about what some guys are into.

That reminds me, actually. I'm going to need you to wash your hands. Really thoroughly.

[sensive]

after a week here? [ as the town bottom, ] i don’t think i would

[ 😮‍💨 ]

dude i would not shove my dirty fingers in your mouth
sorry
mr stark i would not shove my dirty fingers in your mouth

[ingeniar]

Good boy.

Just for the record, not generally a fan of having anyone's fingers shoved in my mouth outside this whole deal.

[ He lies, lyingly. ]

[sensive]

sure
neither am i

[ lmao. ]

you think there’s gonna be an outside of this?

[ingeniar]

Got to hope, right? If we survive what's coming.

[sensive]

what
what’s coming

[ingeniar]

The red wall of screaming and death? You don't dream about that every night?

[sensive]

jesus
no

[ … ]

i think you get different dreams depending on your job

[ connecting some dots. ]

[ingeniar]

Does that mean you're dreaming about sticking your fingers in my mouth?

[sensive]

no
i’m doing enough of that while awake man

[ingeniar]

You know if you need me to I'll return the favor.

[sensive]

[ what! is! happening!!!! ]

you wanna splitsies this tuna sandwich

[ingeniar]

[ You know what -- ]

Sure.

No sense letting you faint from hunger or something

[sensive]

big damn hero

[ perhaps we have always been the west chesapeake valley thunderbolts sponsored by shane’s tire shop ]

hey uh
if i’m hanging around too much
just tell me to kick rocks
i know you got a lot going on

[ polycule with two much bigger dogs than him. losing your mind. cult meeting at three. ]